Tagged

I have been tagged by Mindy. Actually Loralee was tagged but she doesn't think she can come up with anything so she's making me do it.

The rules:

A. The rules of the game are posted at the beginning.

B. Each player lists 6 facts/habits about themselves.

C. At the end of the post, the player then tags 6 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know that they have been tagged and asking them to read your blog.

1. I'm scared of bugs and spiders. I hate them. I don't know why God created them. They're horrible in every way and the thought of them makes me feel like a little girl. If we see a really bad one I make Loralee kill it because I'm afraid it will touch me and give me bug cooties.

Let's all remember in our prayers to pray for the total destruction of all spiders. I think it's a reasonable request.

2. I have hypersensitive skin around my face. I hate to have someone touch my face. In fact I don't even like it when someone gets close to my face. I think I have people claustrophobia.

3. Morning farts are the best farts of the day. Loralee is embarrassed that I'm writing this but I know there's a lot of you out there who agree with me. Lets have a shout out for morning farts!!

4. I drive a scooter. I think it enhances my masculinity by demonstrating that I'm not afraid to sit like a girl on a bike. I get some strange looks in the middle of winter when I'm wearing my ski pants, coat, gloves, and goggles riding down the street with 1/2 a foot of snow on the ground.

5. My toes look like potatoes. I've also been told that they look like Hobbit feet. But I like Frodo so that's OK with me.

In fact if you ask me I think they're very sexy toes. Very symmetrical.

6. I believe that in Heaven there will be fountains flowing forth with root beer. I love that stuff. It goes especially well with curry if you have the chance to try that. Barqs, A&W, any root beer is good root beer. But not root beer flavored candy, that's a desecration of the sanctity that is root beer.

could you be any more wholesome than this? Yeah rootbeer!

So there you go, 6 things that make all the ladies out there glad they passed up the Dave train. I hereby tag: Asialene/Davis, Adrienne, Chris/Stacy, Jeff/Alisha, Matt/Annie, Debbie/Jim. I put a good 5 min into this people so I want some effort here!